Thank you for coming to see what all the hype (okay, maybe just hype in my house or in my own head) is about, assuming that you meant to visit my page and didn't get redirected when you googled "neurotic writers."

Either way, I'm glad you're here! So grab a cup of whatever makes you happy and meander through my writing world. But please, wipe your shoes; my life is messy enough without your dragging clops of mud all over the web. Oh, and don't put your cup on the wooden end table without using a coaster; it will leave a ring. And turn off some lights, already. Money doesn't grow on trees. If it did, I'd be living in a forest of moola trees in a tropical climate instead of sitting here teaching you manners.

Okay, now, go read … but also sign up for my Mailing List.

— Kim Lindquist, Bossy Author