My son may have a future in real estate.
Read moreWhat's Cooking?
Now accepting applications for a full-time chef, pro bono.
Read moreA Spoonful of Sugar, or Whatever
Failure can be a hard pill to swallow; but not trying leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Read moreThe Quicker Picker-Upper
Very little of my son's education comes from books; he absorbs knowledge from life.
Read moreGames People Play
Life's too short to not win.
Read moreDream a Little Dream
I've got a crush on the Sandman.
Read moreThe Storm Trooper
I'm gonna love him, come rain or come shine.
Read moreHe Can't Drive 55
It's up to me to keep us on the straight and narrow, at a reasonable speed.
Read moreTrue Grit
It can take a lot of work to get back to nature and simpler times. I'm taking the easy way.
Read morePuppy Love
We should all be more like dogs. Minus the scratching and sniffing, of course.
Read moreA Painted House
Put a paintbrush in my hand, and watch me go crazy.
Read moreThe Pants in the Family
I'm trying to get a leg up on the fashion industry.
Read moreCheep Thrills
I long to be the wind beneath their wings.
Read moreJust Add Water
Life goes swimmingly, as long as I'm not landlocked.
Read moreCircumstantial Pomp
My son has come a long way. If you have a few days to spare, I'll tell you all about it.
Read moreA Gift Horse
I'm not picky. I just want what I want.
Read moreLead Me Not into Temptation
Get thee behind me, Mother.
Read moreAn Affair to Remember
My goal as a mother is to help him need me less. It's working.
Read moreRomancing the Stone
Our love turns around a little light-yellow band.
Read moreTry, Try Again
My waterlogged ego lives at the bottom of Lake Livingston. My son's, on the other hand, stays afloat through sheer determination.
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