Hot Dog at Tiffany's
Where dreams meet reality, and the two become friends
When romance met reality, the results were a dream come true.
Cross Moon River with Me
Now accepting applications for a full-time chef, pro bono.
Failure can be a hard pill to swallow; but not trying leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Very little of my son's education comes from books; he absorbs knowledge from life.
Life's too short to not win.
I've got a crush on the Sandman.
I'm gonna love him, come rain or come shine.
It's up to me to keep us on the straight and narrow, at a reasonable speed.
It can take a lot of work to get back to nature and simpler times. I'm taking the easy way.
We should all be more like dogs. Minus the scratching and sniffing, of course.
Put a paintbrush in my hand, and watch me go crazy.
I'm trying to get a leg up on the fashion industry.
I long to be the wind beneath their wings.
Life goes swimmingly, as long as I'm not landlocked.
My son has come a long way. If you have a few days to spare, I'll tell you all about it.
I'm not picky. I just want what I want.
Get thee behind me, Mother.
My goal as a mother is to help him need me less. It's working.
Our love turns around a little light-yellow band.
My waterlogged ego lives at the bottom of Lake Livingston. My son's, on the other hand, stays afloat through sheer determination.
One flew out of the cuckoo's nest, and landed in my marriage.
Don't mess with Mom, or the only sugar you'll be getting is from these two lips.